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Published on February 20, 2018 By starkers In WinCustomize Talk

Things have been a bit quiet on the WC forums of late so I'm hoping we can all get a new game rolling to help liven things up a bit... a bit of fun, if you like,  The idea is the replace the 'blanks' with one or two words to make a funny [or not] sentence.

eg: starkers got so blank last night while reading a Mills and Boon novel his blank got brewers droop.

possible reply: starkers got so drunk last night while reading a Mills and Boon novel his glasses got brewers droop.

Okay, this one to carry on with:

Uvah go so blanked last night while watching paint dry he needed to be thoroughly blanked to calm him down


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on Feb 22, 2018

Jafo took a stroll down memory lane and noticed Fuzzy Logic sitting on a bench.  He turned to say high and Spock stood up and said what's up with that.

 

starkers blanked again in the forums and now the rest of us blank along with it.

on Feb 22, 2018

Since OZ will be waking soon....

starkers brain-farted again in the forums and now the rest of us toot along with it.

BigDogBigFeet spanked the blank with that one.  When sydneysiders read it she blanked herself till she cried.

on Feb 23, 2018

BigDogbigFeet spanked the rear-end of Dave Bax with that one, when sydneysiders read it she snorted with laughter to herself until she cried.

 

When Uvah went to the hooker with just a dollar in his pocket, she said "what the blank?' and blanked him for his trouble.

 

Hey people, let's just keep it to the one sentence, okay.  

on Feb 23, 2018

When Uvah went to the hooker with just a dollar in his pocket, she said "what the...Whoa! !'' and thanked him for his trouble.

BigDogBigFeet went to the local blank and noticed a sign outside that read looking for experienced blank.

on Feb 23, 2018

BigDogBigFeet went to the local flea market and noticed a sign outside that read looking for experienced ringmaster.

Phoon bumped into starkers blank ride and said excuse me I blanked her first.

on Feb 24, 2018


When Uvah went to the hooker with just a dollar in his pocket, she said "what the...Whoa! !'' and thanked him for his trouble.

Nah: Uvah went to the hooker with just a dollar in his pocket, she said "what the heck!" and kissed him on the cheek for his trouble.

Phoon bumped into starkers million dollar ride and said " excuse me, I was parked here first."

 

 

BigDogBigFeet and Phoon hooked up with a lady of the night for a riotous blank, but ended up in a cold, damp blank instead.

 

 

on Feb 24, 2018

BigDogBigFeet and Phoon hooked up with a lady of the night for a riotous horizontal beebop, but ended up in a cold, damp hole in the wall instead.

Sydneysiders and Starkers went to the opening of blank and when it was over sydneysiders jumped up from her seat and exclaimed blank.

on Feb 24, 2018

sydeneysiders and starkers went to the opening of a new bank and when it was over sydneysiders jumped up from her seat and exclaimed: "More banker bastards!".

 

When Jafo visited the US, he and Frogboy were caught blanking a blank in the Stardock carpark by all the employees and somewhat shocked workers from nearby businesses.

on Feb 24, 2018

When Jafo visited the US, he and Frogboy were caught boosting a dump truck in the Stardock carpark by all the employees and somewhat shocked workers from nearby businesses.

Starkers and BigDogBigFeet blanked up a storm when Jafo saw them blanking behind the woodshed.

on Feb 25, 2018

starkers and BigDogBigFeet hazed up a storm when Jafo saw them smoking Cuban Cigars behind the woodshed.

 

Dave Bax went to check in on Uvah and found him blanking in the bathtub with his cat and some blanks.

on Feb 25, 2018

Dave Bax went to check in on Uvah and found him snorkelling in the bathtub with his cat and some de-fleaing shampoo.

 

Uvah's banjo was destroyed by the blank who smashed it into splinters, so performing at his weekend concert booking, he had to play the blank.

on Feb 25, 2018

Uvah's banjo was destroyed by the grinch who smashed it into splinters, so performing at his weekend concert booking, he had to play the spoons.

When Sydneysiders got a brand new blank she looked at her BFF with mischief in her blank.

 

on Feb 25, 2018

When sydneysiders got a brand new battery operated pleasure device she looked at her BFF with mischief in her eyes.

 

When redneckdude learned that Bessie wanted have a night on the tiles in town, he dressed her in a sleek looking blank and hired a blank to save her walking too far in her high heels.

on Feb 26, 2018

C'mon people let's keep this game going.  We could also do with some new players with fresh ideas.

Look, I'll do the last one here, but still feel free to do your own take on it as well.....

When redneckdude learned that Bessie wanted have a night on the tiles in town, he dressed her in a sleek looking black dress and hired a stretch limo to save her walking too far in her high heels.

Okay, let's spice it up a bit......

When BigDogBigFeet went to the massage parlour for a 'touch-up', and saw the hole in the table for his face while face down, he asked the masseuse if she had another table with a hole for his blank....  just in case he got a blank.

 

 

on Feb 26, 2018

When BigDogBigFeet went to the massage parlour for a 'touch-up', and saw the hole in the table for his face while face down, he asked the masseuse if she had another table with a hole for his brand new iPhoneX....  just in case he got a recall for a hot battery, after it blows up.

Starkers walked into his man cave and noticed his latest build had gone blank just when he was about to blank. 

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