Well! I, for one, have had enough of your unbridled enthusiasm.

It was bad enough when the poor lawyers and bankers were the targets of your unfiltered praise.

Now? Messrs. Putin and Xi have written to Brad and complained that you asked to friend them on face book...you being the only person on earth to have done so. They've gone and threatened poor Jafo with Polonium and Novichok all because he's from Oz as well...and because you had to go and like them.

Cheer up Cap'n, me old mate...you can't just bugger off with no one to help with shifts on the old "O.P.S. Twisted Sister". 

P.S. No self respecting human could feel much differently from you, my old friend. Just trying to cheer you a bit. Makes me sad to see you unhappy...so, glad in one way you joined the club, but a bit sad about our world and its selfish, greedy and sadistic rulers much as you are.

Sadly, this has been our world for a very long time... 

Hi starkers, i can see you are not well, but i do wish wellness upon you.

All Political Leaders are Liars, without exception, these days the best we can hope for is OUR Liar is in charge and in Power. Take Boris (Please Take Him ) Lied to the public, Lied to his Party, probably lies to himself all the time, but he is the driving force behind Millions in Weapons and support for Ukraine, so right now, he is My Kind Of Liar, at least most of us has a Vote, unlike Russia and China. Lets hope you have a good Internet Connection in your Cave.   we all need entertainment.

The worlds problem is that there are tooo many humans on it doing tooo many things. This will be dealt with by the climate change. The population needs to be cut by at least 50 percent by 2100. Hopefully this will happen. Humans are the worst thing this planet produced. I, myself, have little to with them. Only when necessary. I'm a misanthrope.

Putin and Xi have a problem. China will be unlivable for their people by 2100. They have to move. Russia is xenophobic by nature and they don't want China moving there. The only solution is facilitate their migration to North America via the Bering Straits. The Chinese have no choice but to  come here. Where I live. 

As far as Putin goes, he's not very smart letting us test our weapons systems on his troops via the Ukrainians and making enemies for Russia all over the world. The worlds situation will inevitably lead to a massive world war with nuclear weapons as people fight to survive. Everyone who had children in the 20th century is responsible for the overpopulation. I myself knew this by 1975 so my wife and I didn't have children.

As an Advisor I explain you're all on the Titanic and its already hit the iceberg. You have two hours to get off the ship. Problem is there is nowhere to go. You're stuck here on this about to collapse planet. At 70, I don't care what happens, I'll be gone by then. This is the first time in history humans know what's next and the first time old people are glad to be old.

Well Starkers, you're not wrong.  I can't spend too much time in my own head though - it's too crowded, noisy, and dark, and for some reason it smells kind of like dirty feet.

I'd try and change your mind, but it'd be like changing socks. Or laundry or sumpin'  

Would that make a shrink a podiatrist?   

LightStar

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Sadly, this has been our world for a very long time... 

The whole damn world is flying out of control with power mad dictators.  

More of a spelunker, I think.  With a gas mask.

He really should've worn that gas mask.

Yeah. Not wearing one can be the dar...err...death of you...

The only thing I dont understand, is why Boris never seems to brush his hair........ it drives me crazy.

Looks like he might dry his hair by poking his head into a clothes dryer.  Whatever turns his crank, as long as he doesn't cause trouble.  Maybe it would work for other leaders too?

Boris must be one of the few men who can actually make £1000 Plus Saville Row Suit, look like a Potato Sack, he can come across as a Bumbling Fool, He is My Liar Right Now as i wanted freedom from Europe, and he is spending Millions for Ukraine, but for how much longer, even though he seems to be coated in Teflon. Nobody to effectively replace him right now, so Comb your Mop Boris.

I think Boris is a bit anti establishment, he doesn't comb his hair because he is a rebel. That is not always a bad thing though as Brits wanted out of the EU and he is just the guy to make it happen. As an American I actually like Boris, he definitely is not a weak leader and has fought a good fight in many regards. I have seen many worse leaders in the UK.