Uvah got so frustrated last night when the lights didn't blink in order. Calm down!......I wanted to blank it with a blank.

Not quite right... you're supposed to copy the sentence, just replace the blanks.... then create one of your own sentences containing two blanks for the next person.   Seeing as you didn't I will.

Jafo got so blanked on red wine last night his missus made him blank until daybreak

Jafo got so drunk on red wine last night his missus made him wear a diaper until daybreak

Redneck Dude saw his sheep blank and had a sudden urge to blank.

Redneck Dude saw his sheep congregate and had a sudden urge to flock.

Starkers bought a blank from Ikea and after 3 days of assembling from a 28 page instruction book, said blank!

Starkers bought a Loo from Ikea and after 3 days of assembling from a 28 page instruction book said, "Plop plop, fizz fizz, oh what a relief it is". 

Sydneysiders took a blank and when she turned around blank happened.

SydneySiders took a break and when she turned around work happened.

Uvah rode a blank to town and when he arrived he blanked at the first person he saw.

Uvah rode a wild steer to town and when he arrived he bucked at the first person he saw.

Zubaz entered a spelling contest and spelt blank with a jumble of letters so it looked like blank instead.

Zubaz entered a speeling contest and spelt Jeronimo with a jumble of letters so it looked like Sitting Bull instead.

Phoon didn't notice that he'd lost his blanks one ribald evening while blanking away at some ladies who were innocently walking past the bar.

Phoon didn't notice that he'd lost his daks one ribald evening while furiously winking away at some ladies who were innocently walking past the bar.

Vampothica said a word in Swedish that she thought meant blank,  but when onlookers looked so shocked and surprised she realised she'd said blank !

Vampothica said a word in Swedish that she thought meant hi,  but when onlookers looked so shocked and surprised she realised she'd said take me to your leader!

BigDogBigFeet walked into a bar, looked around and blank then after doing a chugalug (downing it all in one gulp) did a blank.

BigDogBigFeet walked into a bar, looked around and winked then after doing a chugalug (downing it all in one gulp) did a winky.

Uvah grabbed his pole and blank then went to his favorite hole and blanked.

Uvah grabbed his pole and tackle then went to his favourite hole and caught a wily old mermaid.

As for the Phoon one: Phoon didn't realise that he'd lost his teeth one ribald evening while furiously whistling away at some ladies walking past the bar.

And: Jafo got so clumsy on red wine night his missus made him wash glasses until daybreak.

Now for the new one.....

BigDogBigFeet used several blank words when his tape measure broke while measuring his blank.

BigDogBigFeet used several choice words when his tape measure broke while measuring his totem pole.

Starkers bought a trench coat to wear in the blank, but got very strange looks when he wore it when it wasn't blank. 

starkers bought a trench coat to wear in the supermarket car-park but got very strange looks when he wore it when it wasn't done up at the front.

sydneysiders sent down four skin divers when she lost her blank in Sydney harbour, and when they surfaced they said blank.

sydneysiders sent down four skin divers when she lost her self in Sydney harbour, and when they surfaced they said "Self?" I thought you said shell..

Jafo took a stroll down memory lane and noticed blank sitting on a bench. He turned to say hi and blank stood up and said what's up with that.