Someplace to stash my stuff
and they say there's nothing new under the sun
Published on September 15, 2014 By starkers In Personal Computing

I just spotted the linked item over at Majorgeeks, where spammers are using upside down text to fool spam filters.

For mine, the only upside down spammers should be involved in/subjected to is being hung upside down by the gonads.

BTW, the upside down text in the title isn't my work... credit goes to Majorgeeks for that.


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on Sep 21, 2014

sydneysiders

Quoting starkers,
reply 70

Okay, so whose well defined, perfect and perky boobies were they, then?

I did occasionally use a less attractive body double for modesty reasons...

Of course, and I do remember her now... had a pinup of her in my cave way back then.

Uvah had one on the back of the toot door, but it fell off one day and broke his big toe.

Yup, those pinups etched in stone could be quite painful.

sydneysiders


Syd's so old she was the 1st cavewoman to amputate a 'fondling' caveman's fingers.

hmmm.... and they never learned...

Hehe, I'm quessing fingers ain't the only thing some were missing after messing with you.

sydneysiders

Starkers is so old... he was named at the beginning of the universe.... deriving from Star.... which means entity made of very hot gas..

Syd is so old she there trying to fill a bottle with said gas to light her stove... which made absolutely no sense because stoves hadn't been invented then.

 

on Sep 21, 2014

Starkers is so old, he doesn't need to worry about peer pressure. 

 

Syd is so old even her teeth have wrinkles.   

 

Doc is so old, he just realized that you don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older… little things, like being spanked every day by a middle aged woman—stuff you pay good money for in later life.   

on Sep 21, 2014

RedneckDude

you don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older… little things, like being spanked every day by a middle aged woman—stuff you pay good money for in later life.  

With paddle 

OR without:

on Sep 21, 2014

I like it best with a paddle. Bare hands aren't as good as wood .        

on Sep 21, 2014

As you wish...

on Sep 21, 2014

Doc is so old he practiced medicine using trilobites as guinea pigs.

Starkers is so old he roasted marshmallows over the Siberian Traps.

Syd is so old she clubbed cavemen and dragged them around by the hair instead of the other way around.

on Sep 21, 2014

Ahhh...you remember, my little trilobite. 

on Sep 22, 2014

DrJBHL

Ahhh...you remember, my little trilobite. 

Sure I do. How you tink I got the way I are.

on Sep 22, 2014

RedneckDude

Doc is so old, he just realized that you don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older… little things, like being spanked every day by a middle aged woman—stuff you pay good money for in later life.

Gotta pay that one.

Some food for thought, there.

RedneckDude is so old that he enjoyed being spanked by a middle aged cavewoman while cuffed in manacles made from the pelvic bones of a velociraptor and covered in oil-of-ovineasaurus.

Syd is so old she was that cavewoman, who, while she didn't mind getting her hands dirty, introduced the paddle to spanking to heighten her bare buttocked customers pleasure levels.

Doc is so old he prompted the world's oldest profession when he paid a cavewoman for some exotic/erotic pleasures between the bearskins.  Sadly, for him, he missed out when she decided to take the money and run.  Hmmm, me thinks there's a song in there somewhere.

Uvah are so old he got caught matriculating in the back of class during a cave renovation lesson... "but it's not my fault, miss, the girl next to me got it out and started playing with it."

on Sep 22, 2014

starkers

Hmmm, me thinks there's a song in there somewhere.

Undoubtedly set to country-western. 

*someone else's head could be substituted in that shop.


on Sep 22, 2014

Undoubtedly the best spanking I ever had....

...yup, I'd go over Raquel's knee anytime...

...and she could box my ears with them puppies anytime as well.

on Sep 22, 2014

Damn, Mark got the hot chick.  Bummer...

on Sep 22, 2014

RedneckDude

Damn, Mark got the hot chick.  Bummer...

Yeah, better than the old boiler Doc set you up with.   I'd have stern words with him if I were you.

As for Raquel Welch, I saw her on a TV show not so long ago and she looks bloody fantastic for her age. 

She's 70 something going on 35... well that's how good she looks.

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