I wuz right. This is you're so old revived for the new millenia. ? Spell check.

Millenium (singular); millenia (plural).

And the Red Sea was named after me. 

You'd know... having swapped the original B&W versions of "Rameses Rogers Rebecca" and "Pharaoh Phucks Pheobe" so's you could watch my unedited copy... which was at least in colour.

In fact, you're so old the temple priests came to you for medical/anatomy advice before embalming Cheops 'still warm' corpse.

what kind of yolk is that...  

Starkers is so old... these were the pictures of "Penthouse Pet of the Month" back in his day..... January through April...  

January

February

March

April

Doc is so old.... everything in his day was written in stone....  and being doc... he had a tablet for all occasions....  

Ok...so when YOU dig a hole to the other side of the world, where does it come out?

Hehe, you're so old you've forgetten the Jurassic world is/was flat and there is no other side.

Dunno, it was scrambled long before I got eyes on it.

C'moff it, you're so old your 1st bikini was made of Brontosaurus skin... and that time you ended up posing topless for Caveman Only was purely to take the camera's attention away from the fact you were wearing thongs [flip-flops for non-Aussies].

Was busy shopping Lightstar's and Shirley's birthday cards.

starkers is so old that his friends complimented him on his new alligator shoes and he was barefoot...and that was 10,000 years ago.

As for those tablets, syd...about half the stuff in yer shopping cart says, "For fast relief".

  I was NOT topless.....    

Everybody here is so old planet Theia was just a pebble looking for a place to happen.

In case no one knows what Theis is it was the size of Mars when it smashed into Earth and resulted in our gaining a moon.

That's your story and you're sticking to it... but starkers is old enough to remember and young enough not to forget.

Unfortunately, I lost my copy of that edition in the great flood.... bah, let's just say I won't be listening to Noah again about stowing stuff below decks.

Hehe, nothing like first-hand knowledge, is there?  So glad you survived the impact.