oh... there's always pier pressure... 

I thought this was upside down bass ackwards thread. Kinda turned into the elder upside down bass ackwards  so old thread.

What's ya point sonny.....  

He's so old, he forgot.....

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RedneckDude

reply 34

He's so old, he forgot.....

For those who don't know, Jim invented the selfie. Here with his girlfriend, Bessie.

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Man, I'm glad Lisa doesn't come to this site.....I'd be in a heap o shit!

Sheep shit, even.....

sydneysiders

reply 27

you're both so old... when you leave the Museum... the alarms go off...  

Oi, I resemble that.

Syd's so old her first bra was a pterodactyl egg cracked in half and held together with sabretooth tiger hair.

Doc is so old that when he first practised medicine, lab rats were reptiles because mammals hadn't been invented yet. 

Uvah's so old that continental drift was a thing of science-fiction and something of future days when he was a lad.

RND is so old that sheep were 10 foot tall and still had scales when he was a lad....  so he invented the ladder so's he could reach to whisper sweet nothings in Lizzie's [as in Lizard's] ear.

Starkers, you're so old your family tree starts with you.

RnD is so old that when he was born, the Dead Sea was just getting sick. 

Syd, you’re so old, you owe Fred Flintstone a food stamp.

so what you're saying is, he's the root of all evil?....       ...and I thought he was just out on a limb...  .. I should have twigged to that...  

well.... there's a cure for Sea sick.... it should have gotten better... 

yep.... I've still got it....  guess what stamped on the food...    

Not with those arms, T. Rex.   Muahahaha!

Mebbe so, but you're so old you caused the Dead Sea to get sick.... it never recovered once you'd bathed in it.

He can say what he likes, I only caught the tail end of evil after he'd had fun with it for a few millenia before handing it over to Beelzebub.

Yeah, Doc is so old, Satan was still in nappies and dummy sucking when he killed off the 'once was alive' Dead Sea.

starkers, you're so old, the porn you bring home is “Debby Does Dialysis”.