...... i thought it's one of them Cyrillic things

Oi, stop telling porkies... well leaving out the most important part, at least... which is almost as bad as a porky.

Thing is Ross, it is typed that way, but you need to turn your keyboard around to the top is facing you.

You always were clueless...even back then.

You'd shuffle about with Tyrranosaurus tartar breath. 

elpmis si sdrawkcab gnipyt. ti trevni ot woh.

˙ʇᴉ ǝʇɐᴉɔǝɹdd∀ ˙ǝpnpʞɔǝupǝɹ sʞuɐɥ┴

Sad thing about your attempt to make me look like a nose picker, Doc.... tha tatts be missin'.

Hehe, my arms are covered in 'em, so obviously that's an imposter with booger issue.

As for being clueless back then, well I was so much younger than you in the Stoneage and didn't have decades of worldy experience.

You were beyond geriatric back then, so...young? You were never young. You were ancient before I was a gleam in mom's eye.

Mark, I thought you said that looked more like Doc's ex girlfriend?  

*Note to self: Remember to uncheck the subscribe box.*

Unfortunately, the "Shop me please" box remained checked. 

Now that you mention it.....

.... it looks alot like his ex-girlfriend but with less [facial] hair.

However, it's not her, though there is a striking similarity.... very long fingers and one usually up her nose.

Bollocks!!!!   Your mum invited my mum to your 51st birthday party when I was just 6 months old.

I remember cos your dentures flew out when you were trying to blow out all the candles.

you're both so old... when you leave the Museum... the alarms go off...  

starkers is so old that when he was a kid rainbows were black and white.

As for the 'other' miscreant from the southern hemisphere what's popped up, syd's so old, the candles on her birthday cake raised earth's temperature by 3 degrees.

nothing like a bit of global warming...  

doc's so old... the candles on his cake when he was little.... were literally..... Roman Candles.... 

The best part of being as old as syd is the lack of peer pressure and being able to really hide the Easter eggs.