My hair's a number 3 cut......gonna be a serious wind before you hear it....I never do...and I'm fairly close to most of it....

It's so quiet I can hear my fish thinking.  Not much going on in there, something about food.

Once in awhile we get no mail. No news is good news!  

The funny thing is that there is more activity on the site on weekdays, which tells me that users are visiting the site while working at their job. Shhhhhhhhhhhh..... no one tell their employers.    

Yup, it's been too quiet, so I changed my ringtone from "The sound a tree makes falling in a forest with no one there" to "One hand clapping".

LOL@ Jafo

This is all I have to say on the subject:

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It's so quiet the dog farted and I ducked.

Most of it?  Surely you meant what little is left of it.  

Yup, the silence is deafening.  In fact, it is so deafening I went to get my ears checked.  When the doctor shone that light thingy in my left ear, I noticed a small spot of light on the wall to my right.  Then he poured some liquid in my right ear to get rid of the wax.... and out popped a candle.

Funny, that!  Didn't hear a thing... must've been a SBD [Silent But Deadly.  What I did hear, though, and only just, was the cat dreaming about a Pixie and Dixie episode.