Someplace to stash my stuff
Published on April 8, 2007 By starkers In WinCustomize Talk
Ed was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry.

She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less than 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!!"

The next morning Ed got up early and left for work.

When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.

Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house.

She opened it and found brand new set of bathroom scales.

Ed has been missing since.......
on Apr 08, 2007
The joke is funny, but I spy something really funny on your post time.
on Apr 08, 2007
but I spy something really funny on your post time.

Not quite as dramatic as the eleventh minute of the eleventh hour of the eleventh month, but I don't mind second prize.
on Apr 08, 2007
this was pretty funny actually...
on Apr 08, 2007
on Apr 08, 2007
reminds me of my ex wife (manical snigger)
on Apr 08, 2007
on Apr 09, 2007
Thanks for sharing all the jokes Starkers

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